I’ve decided to start a “Flight Club”. It’s just like a Fight Club, but for cowards. Well, maybe not cowards, but rather to allow people to practice their other natural instinct.
The rules of Flight Club are listed below:
- You don’t complain about flight club.
- You don’t complain about flight club.
- When someone says stop, keep running.
- Only two guys to a flight.
- One scream at a time.
- No need to take off your shirts or shoes when escaping.
- Keep running as long as you have to.
- If this is your first night at flight club, you have to cry.
Applications currently being accepted.
* Additional rule, as suggested by a friend in the comments below. “9. Only those fleeing the group will be considered.”
LMAO :’)
I think I just wet my pants !
haha! okkkk!
What if someone joins n breaks one of the rules? Are there any penalties?
P.s: I need 2 know b4 I join #JustSaying :p .
They will be chased. And they will run. It’s a vicious cycle.
Oh, is that so? *tears the application* have a great afternoon :] .
I have an additional rule to suggest:
9. Only those fleeing the group will be considered.
Do not take this suggestion lightly, for it shall have far-reaching ramifications, such as granting BlueEng automatic membership due to his attempted “flight” from the group
I agree! All in favor say…Hey! Come back!!
bunch of wusses! I like ,, suits me just fine , lool
Haha!
…Or you could just call it Fright Club!!
Hahaha well played Rami. I look forward to socially ostracising the courageous… if I stick around long enough. Finally, wusses shall proudly run (away from) the world.